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Stories with Pusheen II

  • 8:42pm

    This is Popcorn Patrick

    Popcorn Patrick is endowed with an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder where he must continuously consume popped popcorn

  • 8:44pm

    Today Popcorn Patrick woke up from a good night’s sleep.
  • 8:44pm

    He looked daring and charming
    with a smooth, well rested face
  • 8:45pm

    But he looked at his body and said to himself

    “Ufuu, it seems I need some exercise, for I have slept too long!”

  • 8:46pm

    But his arms were too short for him to lift weights
  • 8:46pm

    He looked at his hands and sighed a deep long sigh

    and felt the urge to eat popcorn

  • 8:47pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOL
  • 8:47pm

    Thus is a day in the life of Popcorn Patrick.
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Stories with Pusheens I

  • 8:23pm

    HOW ABOUT

    let’s tell stories

    with pusheens

  • 8:23pm

    besides the story of your life…
    Let me provide an EXAMPLE!
  • 8:24pm

    This is Joe.
    Joe is sleeping.
    Joe sleeps with his appendages in the air.
    WAKE UP, JOE!
  • 8:25pm

    Joe is tired because we woke him up.
    Joe is not appreciative of reality. He has been wrought in melancholy and madness
    and is depressed
    because his dreams
    are more glorious than reality.
    For in his dreams…

  • he is pooping!
    The gastrointestinal release
    is so gratifying to Joe.

  • Just look at Joe blush as he reflects upon his splendid dreams

    Pusheen Joe blushes after he poops

    Thus is the life of Joe

  • 8:27pm

    TA DA~!
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